My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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