I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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