i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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