I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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