This girl is more easily done than said...
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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