She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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