Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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