He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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