you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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