She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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