Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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