I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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