Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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