Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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