Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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