does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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