Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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