She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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