we're blogging at a bar
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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