Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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