Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
