Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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