before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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