I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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