You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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