I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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