I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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