the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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