yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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