All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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