i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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