what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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