i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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