Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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