Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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