Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
my being single is dangerous.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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