she pinky promised me she was 18
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's shark week go big or go home
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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