and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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