he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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