My first STD was from a foam party
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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