I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i drank out of a bidet.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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