scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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