Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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