hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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