how hairy? two words: wookie tits
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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