Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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