in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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