It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's shark week go big or go home
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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