I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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