I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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