Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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