Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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