I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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