I wish i was in the wii world.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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