You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I need a beard to bite.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
