That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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