this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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