When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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